Crazy Crap on eBay

Redneck Landlord Wind Chime

2010-10-16T11:25:00.000-07:00

This is touted as the perfect gift for the redneck in your life...

But if you are indeed a redneck, do you really need more old beer cans "hanging around" your house??
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You thought your landlord was cheap.. wait until you read this listing.

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=150506141317

There's Icy Hot, and then there's Icy Not...

2010-07-03T15:57:00.000-07:00

" I found this among lots of other things while doing some housecleaning."

This item is way before my time. When do you people do housecleaning- every 100 years??

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=190409426256

That won't sell at the Christie's Auction.

2010-05-27T22:45:00.001-07:00

This dead plant is quite the unusual relic.

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=270442391351

Bejesus....

2010-05-27T11:30:00.000-07:00

Even the kids from the show Toddlers and Tiaras don't wear that much makeup.
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=290389850495

KGB Disappearing Ink Pen

2010-05-27T11:03:00.000-07:00

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=380087267573

I will give this to my sugardaddy when he fills out my rent checks.

Wanna virus?

2010-05-27T10:52:00.000-07:00

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=380150896431

This listing calls this an "office prank" but then states "still you should not use it on anyone's computer who is doing critical work where any disruption could cause serious consequence"... oh yeah, like we all just sit around at work looking at crazycrap all day.

This is twisted...

2010-05-27T10:45:00.000-07:00

and shatters all childhood memories of unicorns.

Somebody tell me why I have to get revenge on a mime?

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=310218018263

Proof you should never stay in the same spot for too long

2010-05-27T10:16:00.000-07:00

Or you might be condemned there for life... and death.

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=290438728899

X-Ray Spray

2010-05-19T19:10:00.000-07:00

I believe this is what those cheesy presenters use at the Award Shows to sneak a peak at the winner.

The video is way cool.

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=230435458455

Just when you thought you knew every version of Monopoly...

2010-05-19T18:58:00.000-07:00

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=220603663431

Mega Pocket Torch???

2010-05-19T18:32:00.000-07:00

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=250636100087

Even though it is 2500 degrees, the listing says it is perfect for lighting cigars or welding metal. Well unless you are the Statue of Liberty, I don't recommend a torch to light a cigar.

As for welding metal- shouldn't you leave that to the experts with the proper welding tools? Unless of course you are a redneck and you weld your own car with a mini torch you bought on eBay instead of taking it to the body shop.

Tell your husband you will keep your hands off the remote...

2010-05-19T18:23:00.000-07:00

Then use this thing to change the channel back to your regularly scheduled boring Lifetime programming:

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=260602861368

Remember it is poor manners to drink milk from the milk carton...

2010-05-19T18:06:00.000-07:00

and whiskey out of your hammer.
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=280450219089

How much is the US Dollar worth??

2010-05-19T17:51:00.000-07:00

Well according to eBay, the value of our currency changes. One week it is 84¢: http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=190396878132

the next it is $1.01: http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=190396532445

If you are buying a buck on eBay, you are either

a) fishing for quick feedback

b) too lazy to get change for a ten at the bank

or c) have been using credit and debit so long you thought cash was collectible

Microwaved IPad- What the ???

2010-05-14T02:34:00.000-07:00

Either this guy has too much time on his hands or too much money to burn...

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=150440194811

Actually I should suggest just that- microwave money. He's microwaved fire extinguishers, light bulbs, and a Playstation on his youtube channel.

It says on the video "Do not attempt." Trust me, if I spent $500 on an IPad with Apps and all that crap, I would not nuke it or hire a "professional microwave operator" to do so.

This man sells these "nuked" items as art, signed and dated. My roommates better not pull this "well it's art" crap with the stuff that's crusted up in our microwave.

NOTE: This listing already ended but since the reserve was not met, it may be relisted.

The only secret...

2010-05-14T01:44:00.000-07:00

is the item inside is not from Victoria's Secret.
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=200406154086

"Look little Jimmy- an iphone for Christmas!"

(Jimmy opens the box to find a candy bar inside)

"Haha Jimmy!"

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=250628803665
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=120566985766

"This listing is intended for a collector... who already has the phone and needs the box to complete the set."

So that's why everybody is buying cell phones like candy- not because they want the latest technology, but for posterity's sake.

Hey I have an old pile of CRT Monitors and Brother Word Processors for all you collectors out there.

By the way, since you clearly have nothing better to do, type in "empty box" or "box only" in quotation marks in the search box on eBay. Isn't it crazy people are buying this crap?

Stop staring at my earrings.

2010-05-14T00:13:00.000-07:00

I can't help that they stare back.

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=220602110897

I usually don't like to post taxidermy 'cause I don't want to encourage the purchase of dead animals...

2010-05-13T23:52:00.001-07:00

but none of my dearest fans should buy this.

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=320527296639

OMG 5 bids and $56! You people are sick- no ifs, ands, or butts.

Is this from a Chevy Chase movie??

This is when you don't know your a** from a hole in the wall.

Is this a picture of an a**hole?

Hey there, don't come from behind.

Alright, I will stop cracking butt jokes now.

As if my roommates don't cough enough when they get high...

2010-05-13T15:58:00.000-07:00

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=310217174318

Now that's a ghetto grill...

2010-05-13T15:56:00.001-07:00

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=330401404147

I don't even want my own dog's brush...

2010-05-12T09:18:00.000-07:00

Now you can bid on a "piece of Irish music memorabilia"- a hair brush microphone from an Irish music video.

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=300423966606

You could bid on it or buy it now for $1,824. Okay...

Is your dog an un-seeing eye dog? Then get the glasses to match:

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=300423977391

These props are from a Irish music video for the song "I still love you without your car." There's a link to the video in the auctions. That song is dedicated to all my exboyfriends.

I like the part in the video when the Scottish dog starts licking his fingers.

Oh no.. don't let NFL players see this listing.

2010-05-09T04:35:00.000-07:00

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=250382312323

"It keeps bears away.."

2010-05-09T04:17:00.000-07:00

http://cgi.ebay.com.au/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=360256572467

Some people will do anything to get rid of old Tupperware. Those containers are like old Toyotas- they never die.

Like this listing... it is so long I couldn't get through it. I am convinced this guy is on drugs.

Revenge on exes goes high tech.

2010-05-09T04:00:00.000-07:00

Are we Americans so lazy that we can't lift a finger and key up a guy's car by hand??

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=250257976934

2 year old Message in a Bottle

2010-05-09T03:28:00.000-07:00

Hope the writer of the letter isn't shipwrecked somewhere...

http://cgi.ebay.com.au/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=280501710094

Don't keep them guessing if you're a psycho.

2010-05-09T02:51:00.000-07:00

http://cgi.ebay.com.au/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=280395109098

Those darn ice cream cakes are so tough....

2010-05-09T02:05:00.000-07:00

This would be cool to whip out while watching Saw VI, the movie.

http://cgi.ebay.com.au/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=350290492126

Hurry up and bid and pay...

2010-05-09T01:32:00.000-07:00

Before you have chickens in your mailbox!

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=160432739370

eBay rules state you can sell certain animals to eat (livestock)- but not to keep (pets). It's not fair. Link I believe we could help a lot of homeless pets by selling them on eBay.

On a sidenote- you can't sell sharks. I guess I will have to ship back my inventory of sharks to the distributor.

Now she'll never get out of the house on time....

2010-05-09T01:08:00.000-07:00

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=170483669345

Give'em Hellfire...

2010-05-09T00:13:00.000-07:00

"It itches, it stings, it burns. It's like thousands of fire ants biting you all at once"

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=230369292763

Can't you get the same effect cheaper from motel sheets?

"Warning: not to be used on others without their consent." Oh... okay.

Turn your Peephole into a Creephole

2010-05-08T23:56:00.000-07:00

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=380061924453

" Effective on all major brands of standard door peepholes used on apartment, hotel, and residential doors."

Yeah, this will go over really well at the Holiday Inn.

This IS Crazy Crap

2010-05-08T23:44:00.000-07:00

Gerrroooossssss!

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=380048333021

And I thought keeping your money in your socks was gross.

I'll stick to storing money in a shoebox.... but don't tell anybody I said that.

Is this a life raft for a bug? What the heck is it and why do I need this?

2010-05-05T04:39:00.000-07:00

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=220600262501

Yikes, and I thought I was addicted to soda...

2010-05-05T04:11:00.000-07:00

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=190394171544

Someone get this lady into an alcoholic treatment center:

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=300412106305

The Oil Industry turns to eBay for help.

2010-05-05T03:58:00.000-07:00

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=180387993685

This listing cracks me up. This guy goes into all this legalese:

"Buyers will be listed as legal mineral rights owner.. [if property is sold] Mineral Rights Owners will be listed on the Earnest Money Agreement and the Deed of Trust... [mineral rights] cannot be sold or transferred.." yadda yadda yadda

Then he tops it off with "Mineral rights are mostly for novelty gift, with the interesting gamble of possible payoff in the future." What??

"Buyers will receive a Legal Certificate (EMAILED COPY)" Emailed copy??? Is this guy for real?

This is the type of brooch you would wear at a Star Trek Convention...

2010-05-05T03:46:00.000-07:00

or maybe a Goldman Sachs party??

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=150438114120

Who knows? Not the seller...
"I'm not really sure.. what it's about but it's funny.."

NOTE: This listing just ended.

Something to pass down to the kids...

2010-05-05T03:40:00.000-07:00

if you want to creep them out.
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=130386911159

Finally a toilet seat designed for a gangster

2010-05-05T02:57:00.000-07:00

Check out the photos of inside the toilet seat too.
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=300328657725

I finally have a plan to get my annoying roommates to surrender the remote...

2010-05-05T02:51:00.000-07:00

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=220593253789

Someone tell this guy eBay is not Christie's.

2010-05-05T02:09:00.000-07:00

Yikes this is a lot of money for a Picasso-like painting of Teddy Ruxpin:

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=190394404058

I like this guy's work- it's gorgeous. But some of it is just too over the top- even for me. Like his Mr. Spock Faces Abstract Art:

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=190388399346

His Windex Work is unusual- I have heard of "clean freaks" and "neatniks" but if you have a painting of Windex bottles above your mantle, you are something else.

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=190393268145

And somebody tell this guy Mr. Rogers was not into yoga.

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=200468929396

Crazycrap is back

2010-05-05T01:32:00.000-07:00

I have been abandoning this website for over a year now. I feel like a parent who just left her kid on the sidewalk. The guilt is killing me.

I can't believe it's been a year. I have been busy with a full time job, moving, and sorting eBay inventory. But now that I am unemployed (quite happily) I have too much time on my hands. Besides selling my mother's junk on eBay, watching repeats of ICarly, and waiting for this darn computer to load, I have nothing better to do than post here... so that is what I am doing.

Thank you to all who venture to this wretched website and enjoy the galleria of unusual and unwanted finds on eBay. Thank you to all of you who emailed me your finds and comments- most of which I have not read. I very much enjoy finding ugly sweaters, haunted dolls, scary taxidermy, male bikinis, and other assorted stuff. eBay is the place to find this crap but unless you have a lot of time on your hands and a sugar daddy to support you like me, there is no time to weed out the crazy crap. That is why Crazycrap.org is an invaluable resource and public service to the community. I hope to make this your entertainment site for years to come (but not anytime soon).

Win a date with Angel?? A poetic clown??

2009-04-29T12:56:00.000-07:00

"Make him your Southern boy today. Bid now while supplies last!"

"Winning bid may be female or male but not both. "

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=150340621055

Anti-theft Sandwich Bags

2009-04-25T02:34:00.000-07:00

Kind of a twist on the fresh seal Ziploc bags.

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=270378886032

"Certificate for my two-faced crazy sister"

2009-02-19T12:36:00.000-08:00

You can feel the pain pouring out in this guy's listing. "[Ever] wish you had a crazy sibling that makes you look like the normal one?"

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=280313748340

"You can expect your NEW SISTER to move your ex into her house and teach her how to get child support from you. "

Yikes do these people run some kind of sadomasochistic cooking show?

2009-02-19T12:23:00.000-08:00

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=270347209193

Put your pennies and cheesepuffs together...

2009-02-19T12:04:00.000-08:00

How cool is this- Lincoln in pennies:

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=310122464764

It is currently over $1500!

And Elvis made of cheesepuffs (maybe he really was made of cheesepuffs in his later years):

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=310101383996

Be a godparent.

2009-02-19T11:53:00.000-08:00

"[My mother] sits at home and plays myspace games all day. She lives in a 2 story, 1/4 of a million dollar house, and goes on shopping sprees every time my stepfather gets a paycheck....

I am now struggling and don't know how to survive."

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=150327592284

Advertise with Jenny's Number- 867-5309

2009-02-03T19:10:00.001-08:00

OMG it is going for $400,000 with over 100 bids!

The seller says he gets 10,000 calls a year!

Dude, I get thousands of calls each year. Will anyone buy my phone number? (Granted those calls are all bill collectors but oh well.)

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=260354849950

UPDATE: Sold for over $186,000!

Yikes, you know you are famous when people parody your freakin' eBay auction. Look at these crazy tributes to the infamous highly publicized 867-5309 auction.

A piece of paper with the number on it:
http://cgi.eb ay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=300291376249

Note: This listing plays the song "867-5309."

867-5309 Contemporary Abstract:

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=300291183518

A new shade of eyeshadow: http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&ite m=1 60287747152

Historic Number Drawing: http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=280309996602

Advertise on this giant rubberband ball!

2009-02-02T22:49:00.000-08:00

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=200304608802

Hey somebody's gotta pay for this guy's habit of buying too many rubberbands.

I can see the rubber bands are tied together. Still, I wonder how he obtained rubber bands so big.

What the heck is a water pixie?

2009-02-02T22:12:00.000-08:00

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=160313219047

It is nice to know people tripping on acid can still make money on eBay. LOL Just kidding...

Mutant Werewolf Fetus

2009-02-02T22:01:00.000-08:00

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=160312457882

It looks to me like someone kicked a mutant dinosaur in the wrong place.

Seller says he/she found this thing in the corner of an old attic. Yikes where the heck do you live?

Hydrogen Generator for your car!

2009-02-02T21:41:00.000-08:00

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=330303819226

Wow you can run your car partially on water and save money on gas.

Now I can tell everyone I drive a hybrid when I really drive a dinky piece of crap Geo Prizm. Haha.

Click here for more Hydrogen Generator Listings.

Mucinex Characters- Mr. and Mrs. Mucus

2009-02-02T20:40:00.000-08:00

This might make a good wedding topper for Pharmaceutical Reps because they are green and slimy too.

Just kidding.

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=290291812365

Anybody missing an eye?

2009-02-02T20:22:00.000-08:00

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=280308096064

Note: This auction has been pulled. I don't know the reason.

Her husband is freaking out and having nightmares so this seller has to sell the eye that fell out of her doll.

This lady is getting $66 and 5 bids at the time of this posting plus $22 shipping. $22 shipping? Maybe for membranes or skulls, but that seems awfully high for an eye.

I can't afford this. Would the seller accept an eye for an eye?

NOTE: This auction plays Geico music! You can click the off button at the very bottom of the listing or just cover your ears.

What happens when you combine suspenders and neon bathing suits??

2009-02-02T19:51:00.000-08:00

I hope Borat doesn't do back flips in that outfit. He looks bad enough in regular clothes.

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=290293213878

There are football fans and then there are the football obsessed...

2009-01-28T22:53:00.000-08:00

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=390026922996

"Honey, don't throw the remote."

You can control "up to 7 electronic devices at once" including cable TV, TV1 and TV2. How many freakin' TVs do you crazy football fans need?

And you thought the government under Bush was stupid...

2009-01-28T22:44:00.000-08:00

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=250352450628

Click here to see more funny vintage patents.

Oh no, I guess Osama Bin Laden bought this book.

2009-01-28T21:35:00.000-08:00

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=140297951429

Please. Can you really walk "unseen among people or crowds?" I don't believe it.

But if you really can become invisible as this book says, Britney Spears has to buy this. And Oprah. I am sooo sick of seeing these people in the tabloids.

Judging by the comments in this guy's feedback, all this guy is selling is books about making yourself invisible and bringing in good money. WHAT?!?!? I have heard of people wanting something for nothing, but not nothing for something.

You can buy Genuine Junk on eBay... no really you can.

2009-01-22T10:59:00.001-08:00

"This high value keywords domain name could potentially be worth $xxx or even $x.xxx of dollars."

It's not genuine crystal folks. Or genuine silver or genuine leather. It is genuine junk!

Sounds like a good web domain for dollar stores or Microsoft dealers.

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=300287136118

NOTE: This auction is completed.

Also good is http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=260350682520

and this: http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=190280483422 (completed)

Obama Mania.. Can it!

2009-01-21T12:26:00.000-08:00

There are too many auctions trying to capitalize on the whole Obama craze. It has gone too far!

Barack O'Berry Soda

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=120366673288

Obama Nesting Dolls

Bill Clinton looks like Mrs. Claus with a double chin.

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=310096769798

Barack Obama Elvis

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=150321944859

What's with the sunglasses? I could hide my purse in those.

Obama Puppet!

Very cute but I think a Bush Puppet with Dick Cheyney holding him is funnier.

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=140296213343

Obama the Snowman??

2009-01-21T12:13:00.000-08:00

Give me a break- the "first African American snowman??"

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=270333168744

I think it should be called the first redneck snowman.

Guess Bush isn't the only one smoking...

2009-01-21T11:46:00.000-08:00

Here's some incriminating evidence for Arnold Schwarzenegger....

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=200298024207

Thanks to Jay G. for the submission!

Yikes, Obama's car pulls in over $100K!

2009-01-15T11:29:00.000-08:00

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=330299932725

The seller told one potential buyer " Buy it now is $1,000,000."

UPDATE: Because of joke bidders bidding the auction up to $99 million, eBay has pulled all the bids. Now all bids must be preapproved. As of this writing there are no bids.

UPDATE: Final auction pulled in a price of $271,300!! That is like 9 times book value! http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=330301140685

Name this kid!

2009-01-15T04:11:00.000-08:00

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=270328527480

According to the seller, you get to choose the first name, middle name, and last name. But what if it is something silly like McLovin or Captain Crunch?

This auction is just over $3,000 at the time of this post. Wow!

Did Michael Jackson request this auction?

2009-01-15T03:53:00.000-08:00

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=270324222590

Hey kids, don't be scared of the tree house.

2009-01-15T03:40:00.001-08:00

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=250351820631

This is scarier than Michael Jackson... (Completed Auction)

2009-01-12T18:54:00.000-08:00

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=140292863224

Hey check out the weird photos on this listing by the same seller:
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=140289220265

Buy your battles.

2009-01-12T18:29:00.000-08:00

This seller will pay you to argue with him. He must be unmarried if he needs to go to eBay for this.

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=270312490847

Also see his fine collection of riddles, compliments, and verbal abuse.

It's back to school for Courtney Love!

2009-01-09T01:10:00.000-08:00

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=360121636286

I can't wait to attend this school and defy my Catholic parents!

And this kiss was sponsored by...

2009-01-08T23:39:00.000-08:00

Sponsor a wedding!

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=320329134047

On their website, couple says they will advertise your business in their wedding program if your product or service is tasteful.

Guess that rules out this site.

Is that the wheel of fortune on his car? LOL

2009-01-08T23:23:00.000-08:00

This advertising vehicle will sure get noticed..

when you go through drive-thrus and tunnels especially.

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=260345823429

$10,500 is a great deal on a 2006 Honda Element. (Kelly Blue Book says $16,000.) Not sure how much the pie chart is worth lol.

$900 to be your friend??

2009-01-08T23:15:00.000-08:00

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=270323902233

Good thing he is not a mail order husband.

Hey here is a gift card for Christmas. Don't spend it all at once.

2009-01-08T23:00:00.000-08:00

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=330295566131

Dude, I should just put "no value" in the title of all my crap on eBay and my power of persuasion will make buyers buy.

Look! The Shoe Thrown at Bush!

2008-12-17T11:50:00.000-08:00

"Full records of shipment to prove authenticity are available."

This item is only $10 but I predict it may exceed $1,000 and possibly the cost of Sarah Jessica Parker's shoe collection.

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=270318589298
UPDATE: This listing was pulled from eBay.

If you can't afford the authentic shoe, you can always bid on the replica
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=140289560586

Lumpy for Christmas

2008-12-17T10:25:00.000-08:00

As you add more sticky stamp edges to it, Lumpy will grow and grow.... into a massive lump.

Sounds like the Redneck version of the Chia Pet.

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=350131979274

Baby in a jar?!?!?

2008-12-17T09:29:00.000-08:00

Wow this baby in a jar is commanding $71.00.

Next time my baby's head gets stuck in a jar, I am leaving it there.
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=200287130435

Yeah have a nice laugh when your loved one opens his present and turns up empty....

2008-12-17T09:26:00.000-08:00

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=280293915357

Have no family? Buy some on eBay.

2008-12-16T10:55:00.000-08:00

"Aunt June will provide all the details of a current family drama from the beginning up until its current status. "

Let's swap relatives this holiday season.

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=120350286329

Name that street.

2008-12-02T22:34:00.000-08:00

What a great Christmas gift if you live near Western PA and have $1200 to spend.

You can even name the street after your business if the name sounds nonoffensive. There are two other streets up for bid by the same seller.

Turn left on cdw.com Lane, turn right on Dunkin Donuts Drive, then left on Jack's Plumbing, Heating, and Hauling Expressway, got that?

What a quaint town.

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=130269960280

COMMENTS ANYONE? What would be a funny name for a street name (that is a business's name)?

Mouse Angel (Sold for $47.00!)

2008-12-01T02:24:00.000-08:00

Put this on top of the Christmas tree and your cats will eat it for sure.

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=280288521021

Proven Strategy to stop Tricker Treaters from coming to your house next Halloween...

2008-11-23T23:51:00.000-08:00

Somebody call PETA! http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=270191818691

Now my dog is going to bite me for sure...

2008-11-23T23:40:00.000-08:00

And I hated wearing Sponge Bob Band-aids to work, but this is worse...

Well, good thing I am unemployed.

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=300275844921

This boy needs a hair cut! Mother is mad!

2008-11-23T23:32:00.000-08:00

"I will start bids at... the cost of... a haircut and I will let you decide from there how much it is worth to you to have one less long-hair former goth in the world."

Darn it, I could have made a mint auctioning my redneck long-haired ex-boyfriends on eBay.

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=250328934778

Prison Break

2008-11-23T23:20:00.000-08:00

This will be perfect for my room. It will match my Martha Stewart Comforter.

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=170281592304

Hemp Kool-aid?

2008-11-23T23:09:00.000-08:00

I always knew Mr. Kool-Aid Man was just a little too happy for some reason.

This drink mix has "Hydro Chronic Flavor." It has the flavor of marijuana without the THC.

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=330288711993

My God! World's Largest Lite-Brite is....

2008-11-22T15:51:00.000-08:00

constructed of 124,418 Lite-Brite pegs. I have seen Jesus on toast, but never in Lite-Brite pegs.

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=230306358792

As if a Pet Rock wasn't far out enough...

2008-11-22T12:26:00.000-08:00

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=260317095257

8 minutes of Weightlessness for 4 Grand.

2008-11-22T12:18:00.000-08:00

I think a vodka or a couple shots of tequila is a cheaper way to achieve weightlessness.

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=330287692161

Don't we set a good example for our kids..

2008-11-21T11:42:00.001-08:00

with fake doctor's notes?

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=250328389236

Youtube Birthday Greeting from Chuckles the Bear

2008-11-20T17:11:00.001-08:00

Isn't it nice to see drunk homeless men can make a living on eBay?

(just kidding)

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=170278414692

Rare Babyland Topsy Turvy Doll- What the heck...

2008-11-20T16:50:00.001-08:00

Maybe it is rare for a reason...

Wow people are bidding on this... thing.

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=170280319817

Unopened Box from Cemetery!

2008-11-19T11:10:00.000-08:00

The bid is up to $31.00! I wonder what's inside? Could it be my dead parakeets with their toys buried in the Tupperware containers?

"ODD BOX DUG UP NEXT TO CEMETERY! HEAVY! UNOPENED!"

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=300273287860

Be a Fighter Pilot for a Day!

2008-11-19T00:47:00.000-08:00

Seller is offering flight lessons for two. "Enter into a dog fight with your partner, where you and your guest are doing 90% of the flying! "

This is perfect for Trump and his ex-wives. I am afraid of the ski lift so I will sit this one out.

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=280285157772

Conduct the Orchestra!

2008-11-19T00:28:00.001-08:00

Don't like singing in front of a big crowd? Why not conduct one?

This is a very cool idea. I have never seen this before on eBay.

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=330287456980

He's put drag queens to shame

2008-11-18T22:47:00.001-08:00

The nightmare before Christmas.

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?
ViewItem&item=110314181481

Here's another guy sticking his belly out.

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?
ViewItem&item=400008794712

GAWDY UGLY Christmas Sweater

2008-11-18T22:26:00.000-08:00

I wonder if this guy drinks during all of his auctions.

"10 Santas have COTTON BALLS on their hats (handy in case of a nose bleed)."

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?
ViewItem&item=380081712940

A search for "ugly Christmas sweater" (without the quotes) bestowed upon us 2,666 results! Of them, 434 are getting bids! Click here.

Cyber digital boyfriend revenge

2008-11-17T10:28:00.001-08:00

Help this woman get revenge on her boyfriend. If Newman from Seinfeld sent in his pic with his shirt off, that would make this auction even funnier.

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=290275487035

Whoah 10,000 friends for only $160.

2008-11-16T21:44:00.000-08:00

But are they really my friends? Like, will they lend me money and feed my cats?

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=170276638515

He's like Teddy Ruxpin for criminals

2008-11-16T21:25:00.000-08:00

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=130268656427

Yikes when I see him, I don't check out a sale on a new car..

2008-11-16T21:19:00.001-08:00

I usually hide.

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=150308703078