Saturday, November 22, 2008

Thursday, November 20, 2008

Wednesday, November 19, 2008

Unopened Box from Cemetery!

The bid is up to $31.00! I wonder what's inside? Could it be my dead parakeets with their toys buried in the Tupperware containers?

"ODD BOX DUG UP NEXT TO CEMETERY! HEAVY! UNOPENED!"



http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=300273287860

Be a Fighter Pilot for a Day!


Seller is offering flight lessons for two. "Enter into a dog fight with your partner, where you and your guest are doing 90% of the flying! "

This is perfect for Trump and his ex-wives. I am afraid of the ski lift so I will sit this one out.

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=280285157772

Conduct the Orchestra!

Don't like singing in front of a big crowd? Why not conduct one?

This is a very cool idea. I have never seen this before on eBay.




http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=330287456980

GAWDY UGLY Christmas Sweater


I wonder if this guy drinks during all of his auctions.

"10 Santas have COTTON BALLS on their hats (handy in case of a nose bleed)."

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?
ViewItem&item=380081712940

A search for "ugly Christmas sweater" (without the quotes) bestowed upon us 2,666 results! Of them, 434 are getting bids!
Click here.


Monday, November 17, 2008

Cyber digital boyfriend revenge

Help this woman get revenge on her boyfriend. If Newman from Seinfeld sent in his pic with his shirt off, that would make this auction even funnier.



http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=290275487035

Sunday, November 16, 2008

I could rent it out to an ant.


Wow, I can own a whole inch of land. "You can give this exclusive, one-of-a-kind gift FOR ANY OCCASION!!!" How about a break-up or divorce?

What?!?! People are buying up these land deeds. (Click on "Purchases" in the auction.) I wonder how many will buy an inch of my messy room?

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=190265215638