Redneck Landlord Wind Chime

This is touted as the perfect gift for the redneck in your life...

But if you are indeed a redneck, do you really need more old beer cans "hanging around" your house??
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You thought your landlord was cheap.. wait until you read this listing.

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=150506141317

There's Icy Hot, and then there's Icy Not...

" I found this among lots of other things while doing some housecleaning."

This item is way before my time. When do you people do housecleaning- every 100 years??

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=190409426256

That won't sell at the Christie's Auction.

This dead plant is quite the unusual relic.

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=270442391351

Bejesus....

Even the kids from the show Toddlers and Tiaras don't wear that much makeup.
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=290389850495

KGB Disappearing Ink Pen

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=380087267573

I will give this to my sugardaddy when he fills out my rent checks.

Wanna virus?

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=380150896431

This listing calls this an "office prank" but then states "still you should not use it on anyone's computer who is doing critical work where any disruption could cause serious consequence"... oh yeah, like we all just sit around at work looking at crazycrap all day.

This is twisted...

and shatters all childhood memories of unicorns.

Somebody tell me why I have to get revenge on a mime?

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=310218018263