"Certificate for my two-faced crazy sister"

You can feel the pain pouring out in this guy's listing. "[Ever] wish you had a crazy sibling that makes you look like the normal one?"

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=280313748340

"You can expect your NEW SISTER to move your ex into her house and teach her how to get child support from you. "

Yikes do these people run some kind of sadomasochistic cooking show?

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=270347209193

Put your pennies and cheesepuffs together...

How cool is this- Lincoln in pennies:













http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=310122464764

It is currently over $1500!

And Elvis made of cheesepuffs (maybe he really was made of cheesepuffs in his later years):










http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=310101383996

Be a godparent.

"[My mother] sits at home and plays myspace games all day. She lives in a 2 story, 1/4 of a million dollar house, and goes on shopping sprees every time my stepfather gets a paycheck....

I am now struggling and don't know how to survive."

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=150327592284