That won't sell at the Christie's Auction.

This dead plant is quite the unusual relic.

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=270442391351

Bejesus....

Even the kids from the show Toddlers and Tiaras don't wear that much makeup.
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=290389850495

KGB Disappearing Ink Pen

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=380087267573

I will give this to my sugardaddy when he fills out my rent checks.

Wanna virus?

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=380150896431

This listing calls this an "office prank" but then states "still you should not use it on anyone's computer who is doing critical work where any disruption could cause serious consequence"... oh yeah, like we all just sit around at work looking at crazycrap all day.

This is twisted...

and shatters all childhood memories of unicorns.

Somebody tell me why I have to get revenge on a mime?

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=310218018263

Proof you should never stay in the same spot for too long

Or you might be condemned there for life... and death.

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=290438728899