He's like Teddy Ruxpin for criminals

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=130268656427

Yikes when I see him, I don't check out a sale on a new car..

I usually hide.

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=150308703078

I guess angry stewardesses are going high tech...

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=320121702763

A scary practical joke....

That is just as damaging to you as your friend.

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=370107625166

Your favorite cuddly psychiatrist

I wish my therapist was this cute.


http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=110313660119

Also check out the finger puppet:
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=130179620711

And the beanie baby:
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=110304417709

I could rent it out to an ant.

Wow, I can own a whole inch of land. "You can give this exclusive, one-of-a-kind gift FOR ANY OCCASION!!!" How about a break-up or divorce?

What?!?! People are buying up these land deeds. (Click on "Purchases" in the auction.) I wonder how many will buy an inch of my messy room?

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=190265215638

Bid on a crazy name.

This lady from the UK will legally change her name for a year if you are the winning bidder. The bid is up to 1,000 GBP ($1500 USD).

I wonder if Tom Cruise, Demi Moore, and Gwyneth Paltrow remembered to bid. I am sure they could top Surrey, Rumor, Scout, and Apple.

She says in her listing the UK "Deed Poll Service" (the people that can legally change names) are the highest bidders and they want to call her "Pudsey Bear."

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=170277055128