There are football fans and then there are the football obsessed...

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=390026922996

"Honey, don't throw the remote."

You can control "up to 7 electronic devices at once" including cable TV, TV1 and TV2. How many freakin' TVs do you crazy football fans need?

And you thought the government under Bush was stupid...

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Click here to see more funny vintage patents.

Oh no, I guess Osama Bin Laden bought this book.

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=140297951429

Please. Can you really walk "unseen among people or crowds?" I don't believe it.

But if you really can become invisible as this book says, Britney Spears has to buy this. And Oprah. I am sooo sick of seeing these people in the tabloids.

Judging by the comments in this guy's feedback, all this guy is selling is books about making yourself invisible and bringing in good money. WHAT?!?!? I have heard of people wanting something for nothing, but not nothing for something.

You can buy Genuine Junk on eBay... no really you can.

"This high value keywords domain name could potentially be worth $xxx or even $x.xxx of dollars."

It's not genuine crystal folks. Or genuine silver or genuine leather. It is genuine junk!

Sounds like a good web domain for dollar stores or Microsoft dealers.

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=300287136118


NOTE: This auction is completed.

Also good is http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=260350682520

and this: http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=190280483422 (completed)

Obama Mania.. Can it!

There are too many auctions trying to capitalize on the whole Obama craze. It has gone too far!


Barack O'Berry Soda






http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=120366673288

Obama Nesting Dolls



Bill Clinton looks like Mrs. Claus with a double chin.







http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=310096769798

Barack Obama Elvis
















http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=150321944859

What's with the sunglasses? I could hide my purse in those.

Obama Puppet!

Very cute but I think a Bush Puppet with Dick Cheyney holding him is funnier.



















http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=140296213343

Obama the Snowman??

Give me a break- the "first African American snowman??"
















http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=270333168744

I think it should be called the first redneck snowman.

Guess Bush isn't the only one smoking...

Here's some incriminating evidence for Arnold Schwarzenegger....









http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=200298024207

Thanks to Jay G. for the submission!