Give'em Hellfire...

"It itches, it stings, it burns. It's like thousands of fire ants biting you all at once"

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=230369292763

Can't you get the same effect cheaper from motel sheets?

"Warning: not to be used on others without their consent." Oh... okay.

Turn your Peephole into a Creephole

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=380061924453

" Effective on all major brands of standard door peepholes used on apartment, hotel, and residential doors."

Yeah, this will go over really well at the Holiday Inn.

This IS Crazy Crap

Gerrroooossssss!

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=380048333021

And I thought keeping your money in your socks was gross.

I'll stick to storing money in a shoebox.... but don't tell anybody I said that.

Is this a life raft for a bug? What the heck is it and why do I need this?

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=220600262501

Yikes, and I thought I was addicted to soda...

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=190394171544

Someone get this lady into an alcoholic treatment center:

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=300412106305

The Oil Industry turns to eBay for help.

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=180387993685

This listing cracks me up. This guy goes into all this legalese:

"Buyers will be listed as legal mineral rights owner.. [if property is sold] Mineral Rights Owners will be listed on the Earnest Money Agreement and the Deed of Trust... [mineral rights] cannot be sold or transferred.." yadda yadda yadda

Then he tops it off with "Mineral rights are mostly for novelty gift, with the interesting gamble of possible payoff in the future." What??

"Buyers will receive a Legal Certificate (EMAILED COPY)" Emailed copy??? Is this guy for real?

This is the type of brooch you would wear at a Star Trek Convention...

or maybe a Goldman Sachs party??

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=150438114120

Who knows? Not the seller...
"I'm not really sure.. what it's about but it's funny.."

NOTE: This listing just ended.