Revenge on exes goes high tech.

Are we Americans so lazy that we can't lift a finger and key up a guy's car by hand??

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=250257976934

2 year old Message in a Bottle

Hope the writer of the letter isn't shipwrecked somewhere...

http://cgi.ebay.com.au/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=280501710094

Don't keep them guessing if you're a psycho.

http://cgi.ebay.com.au/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=280395109098

Those darn ice cream cakes are so tough....

This would be cool to whip out while watching Saw VI, the movie.

http://cgi.ebay.com.au/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=350290492126

Hurry up and bid and pay...

Before you have chickens in your mailbox!

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=160432739370

eBay rules state you can sell certain animals to eat (livestock)- but not to keep (pets). It's not fair. Link I believe we could help a lot of homeless pets by selling them on eBay.

On a sidenote- you can't sell sharks. I guess I will have to ship back my inventory of sharks to the distributor.

Now she'll never get out of the house on time....

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=170483669345

Give'em Hellfire...

"It itches, it stings, it burns. It's like thousands of fire ants biting you all at once"

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=230369292763

Can't you get the same effect cheaper from motel sheets?

"Warning: not to be used on others without their consent." Oh... okay.