Bid on a crazy name.

This lady from the UK will legally change her name for a year if you are the winning bidder. The bid is up to 1,000 GBP ($1500 USD).

I wonder if Tom Cruise, Demi Moore, and Gwyneth Paltrow remembered to bid. I am sure they could top Surrey, Rumor, Scout, and Apple.

She says in her listing the UK "Deed Poll Service" (the people that can legally change names) are the highest bidders and they want to call her "Pudsey Bear."

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=170277055128

Restrain Yourself!

Do you own a private psychiatric clinic in your home?

The seller is selling this "Locking Security Jumpsuit with Padded Mitts" because " it’s the wrong size." Hmmm...

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=140279996222

Breast Art

"This painting was 100% painted by my (real) breasts.... If you require photo documentation of the process then please buy your 'art' from one of my copycat 'competitors.'"



I didn't learn that technique in art class.
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=360103237005

Howie Mandel with a pancake on his head

All this painter does is sell paintings of famous people with pancakes on their heads. And he is getting bids.

I think this painting is fitting because I always thought "Deal or No Deal" was a flop.

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=250318626470

Pay this guy to wear Anti-Obama shirts for 4 years!

Some people don't like Obama and then some people really don't like Obama.

If he works with a boss who likes Obama, then I will pay him the big bucks to wear Anti-Obama shirts every day for four years. Otherwise, there is no fun in it for me.

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=270297913014

Update: This auction has been pulled.

Crazy Classified Science Video

In 1943, a top secret experiment called "The Philadelphia Project" was conducted to make a naval ship invisible. (That is all true.) Some say the project was to create a mirage of some kind or fool underwater magnetic mines. And then others say the experiment was to actually transport the ship forward in time. This crazy video thinks the later.

"[The scientists] were able to find a time vortex that would tunnel them back and forth between 1983 and 1943. This vortex was about 5 miles in diameter and could teleport you as far as 100 light years away..."

"If someone were teleported back into time say 3 minutes, they would eventually meet themselves and explode."

"Al Bielek's conscious was put into another child's body after birth."

I always wanted to know what it was like to trip on acid.

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=360105177586

Casket Liquidation

Are you going to die soon because this seller needs to get rid of 50 coffins fast. The seller suggests "Novelty use as a large Ice Chest or convert it into a smoker or grill!"

I hope they mean before you put the body in it.

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=120324975191