Tuesday, December 2, 2008

Name that street.

What a great Christmas gift if you live near Western PA and have $1200 to spend.

You can even name the street after your business if the name sounds nonoffensive. There are two other streets up for bid by the same seller.

Turn left on cdw.com Lane, turn right on Dunkin Donuts Drive, then left on Jack's Plumbing, Heating, and Hauling Expressway, got that?

What a quaint town.


http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=130269960280

COMMENTS ANYONE? What would be a funny name for a street name (that is a business's name)?

Monday, December 1, 2008

Sunday, November 23, 2008

Proven Strategy to stop Tricker Treaters from coming to your house next Halloween...

Somebody call PETA! http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=270191818691

Now my dog is going to bite me for sure...


And I hated wearing Sponge Bob Band-aids to work, but this is worse...

Well, good thing I am unemployed.

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=300275844921

This boy needs a hair cut! Mother is mad!


"I will start bids at... the cost of... a haircut and I will let you decide from there how much it is worth to you to have one less long-hair former goth in the world."


Darn it, I could have made a mint auctioning my redneck long-haired ex-boyfriends on eBay.

Prison Break


This will be perfect for my room. It will match my Martha Stewart Comforter.

Hemp Kool-aid?


I always knew Mr. Kool-Aid Man was just a little too happy for some reason.

This drink mix has "Hydro Chronic Flavor." It has the flavor of marijuana without the THC.

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=330288711993