Wednesday, December 17, 2008

Look! The Shoe Thrown at Bush!



"Full records of shipment to prove authenticity are available."

This item is only $10 but I predict it may exceed $1,000 and possibly the cost of Sarah Jessica Parker's shoe collection.

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=270318589298
UPDATE: This listing was pulled from eBay.


If you can't afford the authentic shoe, you can always bid on the replica
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=140289560586

Lumpy for Christmas



As you add more sticky stamp edges to it, Lumpy will grow and grow.... into a massive lump.

Sounds like the Redneck version of the Chia Pet.


http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=350131979274

Baby in a jar?!?!?




Wow this baby in a jar is commanding $71.00.

Next time my baby's head gets stuck in a jar, I am leaving it there.
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=200287130435

Yeah have a nice laugh when your loved one opens his present and turns up empty....






http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=280293915357

Tuesday, December 16, 2008

Have no family? Buy some on eBay.



"Aunt June will provide all the details of a current family drama from the beginning up until its current status. "

Let's swap relatives this holiday season.

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=120350286329

Tuesday, December 2, 2008

Name that street.

What a great Christmas gift if you live near Western PA and have $1200 to spend.

You can even name the street after your business if the name sounds nonoffensive. There are two other streets up for bid by the same seller.

Turn left on cdw.com Lane, turn right on Dunkin Donuts Drive, then left on Jack's Plumbing, Heating, and Hauling Expressway, got that?

What a quaint town.


http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=130269960280

COMMENTS ANYONE? What would be a funny name for a street name (that is a business's name)?

Monday, December 1, 2008