Advertise with Jenny's Number- 867-5309

OMG it is going for $400,000 with over 100 bids!

The seller says he gets 10,000 calls a year!

Dude, I get thousands of calls each year. Will anyone buy my phone number? (Granted those calls are all bill collectors but oh well.)

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=260354849950

UPDATE: Sold for over $186,000!

Yikes, you know you are famous when people parody your freakin' eBay auction. Look at these crazy tributes to the infamous highly publicized 867-5309 auction.












A piece of paper with the number on it:
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Note: This listing plays the song "867-5309."















867-5309 Contemporary Abstract:

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A new shade of eyeshadow: http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=160287747152










Historic Number Drawing: http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=280309996602

Advertise on this giant rubberband ball!

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=200304608802

Hey somebody's gotta pay for this guy's habit of buying too many rubberbands.

I can see the rubber bands are tied together. Still, I wonder how he obtained rubber bands so big.

What the heck is a water pixie?

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=160313219047


It is nice to know people tripping on acid can still make money on eBay. LOL Just kidding...

Mutant Werewolf Fetus

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=160312457882

It looks to me like someone kicked a mutant dinosaur in the wrong place.

Seller says he/she found this thing in the corner of an old attic. Yikes where the heck do you live?

Hydrogen Generator for your car!

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=330303819226

Wow you can run your car partially on water and save money on gas.

Now I can tell everyone I drive a hybrid when I really drive a dinky piece of crap Geo Prizm. Haha.

Click here for more Hydrogen Generator Listings.

Mucinex Characters- Mr. and Mrs. Mucus

This might make a good wedding topper for Pharmaceutical Reps because they are green and slimy too.

Just kidding.

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=290291812365

Anybody missing an eye?

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=280308096064

Note: This auction has been pulled. I don't know the reason.

Her husband is freaking out and having nightmares so this seller has to sell the eye that fell out of her doll.

This lady is getting $66 and 5 bids at the time of this posting plus $22 shipping. $22 shipping? Maybe for membranes or skulls, but that seems awfully high for an eye.

I can't afford this. Would the seller accept an eye for an eye?

NOTE: This auction plays Geico music! You can click the off button at the very bottom of the listing or just cover your ears.