I usually don't like to post taxidermy 'cause I don't want to encourage the purchase of dead animals...

but none of my dearest fans should buy this.

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=320527296639

OMG 5 bids and $56! You people are sick- no ifs, ands, or butts.

Is this from a Chevy Chase movie??

This is when you don't know your a** from a hole in the wall.

Is this a picture of an a**hole?

Hey there, don't come from behind.

Alright, I will stop cracking butt jokes now.