My God! World's Largest Lite-Brite is....

constructed of 124,418 Lite-Brite pegs. I have seen Jesus on toast, but never in Lite-Brite pegs.

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=230306358792

As if a Pet Rock wasn't far out enough...

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=260317095257

8 minutes of Weightlessness for 4 Grand.

I think a vodka or a couple shots of tequila is a cheaper way to achieve weightlessness.

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=330287692161

Don't we set a good example for our kids..

with fake doctor's notes?

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=250328389236

Youtube Birthday Greeting from Chuckles the Bear

Isn't it nice to see drunk homeless men can make a living on eBay?

(just kidding)






http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=170278414692

Rare Babyland Topsy Turvy Doll- What the heck...

Maybe it is rare for a reason...

Wow people are bidding on this... thing.



http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=170280319817

Unopened Box from Cemetery!

The bid is up to $31.00! I wonder what's inside? Could it be my dead parakeets with their toys buried in the Tupperware containers?

"ODD BOX DUG UP NEXT TO CEMETERY! HEAVY! UNOPENED!"



http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=300273287860

Be a Fighter Pilot for a Day!

Seller is offering flight lessons for two. "Enter into a dog fight with your partner, where you and your guest are doing 90% of the flying! "

This is perfect for Trump and his ex-wives. I am afraid of the ski lift so I will sit this one out.

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=280285157772

Conduct the Orchestra!

Don't like singing in front of a big crowd? Why not conduct one?

This is a very cool idea. I have never seen this before on eBay.




http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=330287456980

He's put drag queens to shame

The nightmare before Christmas.

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?
ViewItem&item=110314181481

Here's another guy sticking his belly out.

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?
ViewItem&item=400008794712

GAWDY UGLY Christmas Sweater

I wonder if this guy drinks during all of his auctions.

"10 Santas have COTTON BALLS on their hats (handy in case of a nose bleed)."

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?
ViewItem&item=380081712940

A search for "ugly Christmas sweater" (without the quotes) bestowed upon us 2,666 results! Of them, 434 are getting bids! Click here.

Cyber digital boyfriend revenge

Help this woman get revenge on her boyfriend. If Newman from Seinfeld sent in his pic with his shirt off, that would make this auction even funnier.



http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=290275487035

Whoah 10,000 friends for only $160.

But are they really my friends? Like, will they lend me money and feed my cats?

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=170276638515

He's like Teddy Ruxpin for criminals

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=130268656427

Yikes when I see him, I don't check out a sale on a new car..

I usually hide.

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=150308703078

I guess angry stewardesses are going high tech...

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=320121702763

A scary practical joke....

That is just as damaging to you as your friend.

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=370107625166

Your favorite cuddly psychiatrist

I wish my therapist was this cute.


http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=110313660119

Also check out the finger puppet:
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=130179620711

And the beanie baby:
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=110304417709

I could rent it out to an ant.

Wow, I can own a whole inch of land. "You can give this exclusive, one-of-a-kind gift FOR ANY OCCASION!!!" How about a break-up or divorce?

What?!?! People are buying up these land deeds. (Click on "Purchases" in the auction.) I wonder how many will buy an inch of my messy room?

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=190265215638