There are football fans and then there are the football obsessed...

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"Honey, don't throw the remote."

You can control "up to 7 electronic devices at once" including cable TV, TV1 and TV2. How many freakin' TVs do you crazy football fans need?

And you thought the government under Bush was stupid...

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Oh no, I guess Osama Bin Laden bought this book.

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Please. Can you really walk "unseen among people or crowds?" I don't believe it.

But if you really can become invisible as this book says, Britney Spears has to buy this. And Oprah. I am sooo sick of seeing these people in the tabloids.

Judging by the comments in this guy's feedback, all this guy is selling is books about making yourself invisible and bringing in good money. WHAT?!?!? I have heard of people wanting something for nothing, but not nothing for something.