Microwaved IPad- What the ???

Either this guy has too much time on his hands or too much money to burn...

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=150440194811

Actually I should suggest just that- microwave money. He's microwaved fire extinguishers, light bulbs, and a Playstation on his youtube channel.

It says on the video "Do not attempt." Trust me, if I spent $500 on an IPad with Apps and all that crap, I would not nuke it or hire a "professional microwave operator" to do so.

This man sells these "nuked" items as art, signed and dated. My roommates better not pull this "well it's art" crap with the stuff that's crusted up in our microwave.

NOTE: This listing already ended but since the reserve was not met, it may be relisted.

The only secret...

is the item inside is not from Victoria's Secret.
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=200406154086

"Look little Jimmy- an iphone for Christmas!"

(Jimmy opens the box to find a candy bar inside)

"Haha Jimmy!"


http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=250628803665
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=120566985766

"This listing is intended for a collector... who already has the phone and needs the box to complete the set."

So that's why everybody is buying cell phones like candy- not because they want the latest technology, but for posterity's sake.

Hey I have an old pile of CRT Monitors and Brother Word Processors for all you collectors out there.

By the way, since you clearly have nothing better to do, type in "empty box" or "box only" in quotation marks in the search box on eBay. Isn't it crazy people are buying this crap?

Stop staring at my earrings.

I can't help that they stare back.

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=220602110897

I usually don't like to post taxidermy 'cause I don't want to encourage the purchase of dead animals...

but none of my dearest fans should buy this.

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=320527296639

OMG 5 bids and $56! You people are sick- no ifs, ands, or butts.

Is this from a Chevy Chase movie??

This is when you don't know your a** from a hole in the wall.

Is this a picture of an a**hole?

Hey there, don't come from behind.

Alright, I will stop cracking butt jokes now.

As if my roommates don't cough enough when they get high...

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=310217174318

Now that's a ghetto grill...

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=330401404147

I don't even want my own dog's brush...

Now you can bid on a "piece of Irish music memorabilia"- a hair brush microphone from an Irish music video.

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=300423966606

You could bid on it or buy it now for $1,824. Okay...

Is your dog an un-seeing eye dog? Then get the glasses to match:

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=300423977391

These props are from a Irish music video for the song "I still love you without your car." There's a link to the video in the auctions. That song is dedicated to all my exboyfriends.

I like the part in the video when the Scottish dog starts licking his fingers.

Oh no.. don't let NFL players see this listing.

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=250382312323

"It keeps bears away.."

http://cgi.ebay.com.au/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=360256572467

Some people will do anything to get rid of old Tupperware. Those containers are like old Toyotas- they never die.

Like this listing... it is so long I couldn't get through it. I am convinced this guy is on drugs.

Revenge on exes goes high tech.

Are we Americans so lazy that we can't lift a finger and key up a guy's car by hand??

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=250257976934

2 year old Message in a Bottle

Hope the writer of the letter isn't shipwrecked somewhere...

http://cgi.ebay.com.au/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=280501710094

Don't keep them guessing if you're a psycho.

http://cgi.ebay.com.au/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=280395109098

Those darn ice cream cakes are so tough....

This would be cool to whip out while watching Saw VI, the movie.

http://cgi.ebay.com.au/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=350290492126

Hurry up and bid and pay...

Before you have chickens in your mailbox!

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=160432739370

eBay rules state you can sell certain animals to eat (livestock)- but not to keep (pets). It's not fair. Link I believe we could help a lot of homeless pets by selling them on eBay.

On a sidenote- you can't sell sharks. I guess I will have to ship back my inventory of sharks to the distributor.

Now she'll never get out of the house on time....

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=170483669345

Give'em Hellfire...

"It itches, it stings, it burns. It's like thousands of fire ants biting you all at once"

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=230369292763

Can't you get the same effect cheaper from motel sheets?

"Warning: not to be used on others without their consent." Oh... okay.