Advertise with Jenny's Number- 867-5309

OMG it is going for $400,000 with over 100 bids!

The seller says he gets 10,000 calls a year!

Dude, I get thousands of calls each year. Will anyone buy my phone number? (Granted those calls are all bill collectors but oh well.)

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=260354849950

UPDATE: Sold for over $186,000!

Yikes, you know you are famous when people parody your freakin' eBay auction. Look at these crazy tributes to the infamous highly publicized 867-5309 auction.












A piece of paper with the number on it:
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Note: This listing plays the song "867-5309."















867-5309 Contemporary Abstract:

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A new shade of eyeshadow: http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=160287747152










Historic Number Drawing: http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=280309996602

Advertise on this giant rubberband ball!

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=200304608802

Hey somebody's gotta pay for this guy's habit of buying too many rubberbands.

I can see the rubber bands are tied together. Still, I wonder how he obtained rubber bands so big.

What the heck is a water pixie?

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=160313219047


It is nice to know people tripping on acid can still make money on eBay. LOL Just kidding...

Mutant Werewolf Fetus

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=160312457882

It looks to me like someone kicked a mutant dinosaur in the wrong place.

Seller says he/she found this thing in the corner of an old attic. Yikes where the heck do you live?

Hydrogen Generator for your car!

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=330303819226

Wow you can run your car partially on water and save money on gas.

Now I can tell everyone I drive a hybrid when I really drive a dinky piece of crap Geo Prizm. Haha.

Click here for more Hydrogen Generator Listings.

Mucinex Characters- Mr. and Mrs. Mucus

This might make a good wedding topper for Pharmaceutical Reps because they are green and slimy too.

Just kidding.

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=290291812365

Anybody missing an eye?

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=280308096064

Note: This auction has been pulled. I don't know the reason.

Her husband is freaking out and having nightmares so this seller has to sell the eye that fell out of her doll.

This lady is getting $66 and 5 bids at the time of this posting plus $22 shipping. $22 shipping? Maybe for membranes or skulls, but that seems awfully high for an eye.

I can't afford this. Would the seller accept an eye for an eye?

NOTE: This auction plays Geico music! You can click the off button at the very bottom of the listing or just cover your ears.

What happens when you combine suspenders and neon bathing suits??

I hope Borat doesn't do back flips in that outfit. He looks bad enough in regular clothes.

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=290293213878