Breast Art

"This painting was 100% painted by my (real) breasts.... If you require photo documentation of the process then please buy your 'art' from one of my copycat 'competitors.'"



I didn't learn that technique in art class.
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Howie Mandel with a pancake on his head

All this painter does is sell paintings of famous people with pancakes on their heads. And he is getting bids.

I think this painting is fitting because I always thought "Deal or No Deal" was a flop.

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Pay this guy to wear Anti-Obama shirts for 4 years!

Some people don't like Obama and then some people really don't like Obama.

If he works with a boss who likes Obama, then I will pay him the big bucks to wear Anti-Obama shirts every day for four years. Otherwise, there is no fun in it for me.

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Update: This auction has been pulled.

Crazy Classified Science Video

In 1943, a top secret experiment called "The Philadelphia Project" was conducted to make a naval ship invisible. (That is all true.) Some say the project was to create a mirage of some kind or fool underwater magnetic mines. And then others say the experiment was to actually transport the ship forward in time. This crazy video thinks the later.

"[The scientists] were able to find a time vortex that would tunnel them back and forth between 1983 and 1943. This vortex was about 5 miles in diameter and could teleport you as far as 100 light years away..."

"If someone were teleported back into time say 3 minutes, they would eventually meet themselves and explode."

"Al Bielek's conscious was put into another child's body after birth."

I always wanted to know what it was like to trip on acid.

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Casket Liquidation

Are you going to die soon because this seller needs to get rid of 50 coffins fast. The seller suggests "Novelty use as a large Ice Chest or convert it into a smoker or grill!"

I hope they mean before you put the body in it.

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Obama Newspapers sell for big money.

The day after the election, everyone scurried over to their local newsstand to buy a newspaper with Obama on it. For patriotism and posterity? No, so they can scalp them on eBay for as high as $99 a piece!

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=120329640267

The listing below warns "THESE ARE LEGIT COPIES BEWARE OF FAKE NEWS PAPERS BEING SOLD ON EBAY!!!" Yeah, I can see it now.

Everyone, run to your xerox machines. We are going to print fake newspapers. C'mon.

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