Hydrogen Generator for your car!

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Wow you can run your car partially on water and save money on gas.

Now I can tell everyone I drive a hybrid when I really drive a dinky piece of crap Geo Prizm. Haha.

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Mucinex Characters- Mr. and Mrs. Mucus

This might make a good wedding topper for Pharmaceutical Reps because they are green and slimy too.

Just kidding.

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Anybody missing an eye?

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=280308096064

Note: This auction has been pulled. I don't know the reason.

Her husband is freaking out and having nightmares so this seller has to sell the eye that fell out of her doll.

This lady is getting $66 and 5 bids at the time of this posting plus $22 shipping. $22 shipping? Maybe for membranes or skulls, but that seems awfully high for an eye.

I can't afford this. Would the seller accept an eye for an eye?

NOTE: This auction plays Geico music! You can click the off button at the very bottom of the listing or just cover your ears.

What happens when you combine suspenders and neon bathing suits??

I hope Borat doesn't do back flips in that outfit. He looks bad enough in regular clothes.

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There are football fans and then there are the football obsessed...

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"Honey, don't throw the remote."

You can control "up to 7 electronic devices at once" including cable TV, TV1 and TV2. How many freakin' TVs do you crazy football fans need?

And you thought the government under Bush was stupid...

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Oh no, I guess Osama Bin Laden bought this book.

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=140297951429

Please. Can you really walk "unseen among people or crowds?" I don't believe it.

But if you really can become invisible as this book says, Britney Spears has to buy this. And Oprah. I am sooo sick of seeing these people in the tabloids.

Judging by the comments in this guy's feedback, all this guy is selling is books about making yourself invisible and bringing in good money. WHAT?!?!? I have heard of people wanting something for nothing, but not nothing for something.