Yikes do these people run some kind of sadomasochistic cooking show?

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=270347209193

Put your pennies and cheesepuffs together...

How cool is this- Lincoln in pennies:













http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=310122464764

It is currently over $1500!

And Elvis made of cheesepuffs (maybe he really was made of cheesepuffs in his later years):










http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=310101383996

Be a godparent.

"[My mother] sits at home and plays myspace games all day. She lives in a 2 story, 1/4 of a million dollar house, and goes on shopping sprees every time my stepfather gets a paycheck....

I am now struggling and don't know how to survive."

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=150327592284

Advertise with Jenny's Number- 867-5309

OMG it is going for $400,000 with over 100 bids!

The seller says he gets 10,000 calls a year!

Dude, I get thousands of calls each year. Will anyone buy my phone number? (Granted those calls are all bill collectors but oh well.)

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=260354849950

UPDATE: Sold for over $186,000!

Yikes, you know you are famous when people parody your freakin' eBay auction. Look at these crazy tributes to the infamous highly publicized 867-5309 auction.












A piece of paper with the number on it:
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=300291376249

Note: This listing plays the song "867-5309."















867-5309 Contemporary Abstract:

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=300291183518













A new shade of eyeshadow: http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=160287747152










Historic Number Drawing: http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=280309996602

Advertise on this giant rubberband ball!

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=200304608802

Hey somebody's gotta pay for this guy's habit of buying too many rubberbands.

I can see the rubber bands are tied together. Still, I wonder how he obtained rubber bands so big.

What the heck is a water pixie?

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=160313219047


It is nice to know people tripping on acid can still make money on eBay. LOL Just kidding...

Mutant Werewolf Fetus

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=160312457882

It looks to me like someone kicked a mutant dinosaur in the wrong place.

Seller says he/she found this thing in the corner of an old attic. Yikes where the heck do you live?