Tell the politicians to eat dirt and mean it.

Clean Dirt for sale

While it is true that eating clean dirt alleviates colitis, nausea, and other stomach ailments, I think I will stick with the yucky pink stuff.

"[Dirt is] often baked or fried in vinegar and pepper." Mmm yummy.

Well, this is as close as I am getting to the South.

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